33. Do not wear tights if your body mass index (BMI) is over 22. (I know I said this before, but I thought it worth repeating)
34. There is no classy way to eat a banana.
35. If someone compliments you, smile and just say “thank you”.
36. If you are strange and poor, you're crazy. If you are strange and rich, you're eccentric.
37. There is no “The right one”. There are a million close fits. Luckily you and your close fit can adjust to make an airtight seal.
38. People only hear the things which confirms the opinion they already have. Other information is blocked. Tell a person what he wants to hear and gain a friend. You can confront him/her with your reality later.
39. The basis of a good relationship is miscommunication. You say what you want to say, your partner hears what he/she wants to hear. Everybody stays happy.
The End (for now)!